cardboard balls

When you initially go balls to the wall but last second pussy out of it.

I'm going for it, I'm going for it, balls to the wall!
Actually I won't. I've got cardboard balls!

by julians96 January 22, 2025

Cardboard hot pocket

When something or someone appears appealing on the outside, but once you "bite in", you realize there is nothing of worth.

Mike: hey man, how did your date with that girl go last night?
Dave: she was attractive and all, but she couldn't hold a conversation for shit, and when she did talk it was just very dry and boring... she was a real cardboard hot pocket...

by Flyeaglesfly1738 July 20, 2019

Spicy cardboard

Typically known as acid or tabs spicy cardboard is an upbeat and trendy way to discreetly tell your friends you’re going on an acid trip.

Hey bruh. Rip me off a tab of that spicy cardboard and let’s talk to some trees

by The urban Farmer 👩‍🌾 May 26, 2022

cardboard cups

your the dumbest thing on earth why you search this you loser

you use that cardboard cups?

by chickenfister May 04, 2016

Cardboarding

When a redneck can't follow the assembly instructions for IKEA furniture so just burns it and uses the packaging boxes instead

Brian is so stupid he's cardboarding his divorce settlement

by Fididdly September 29, 2018