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old enough to bleed, old enough to butcher

A cruder variation of old enough to bleed old enough to breed. The use of the word butcher over breed gives the whole phrase a double meaning (the reference being to abattoirs)
A: Wow, I'd give her the time!
B: She's too young...
A: You know what they say: old enough to bleed, old enough to butcher!
by Guy June 18, 2006
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sly butcher

A homosexual man who engages in anal sex (i.e. he takes meat in through the back door), also implying that he does so secretly.
I always did think that Prime Minister a bit of a sly butcher.
by Gruntyface July 14, 2010
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butcher shop accordion

When a girl is giving you a BJ while at the same time holding your ass cheeks with both hands. As she pulls you back and forth she unknowingly plays your ass like an accordion.
This chick was playing the butcher shop accordion and I gave her one epic crescendo.
by videomilitia May 4, 2010
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Butchers Winnet

1. A small collection of feacal matter attatched to the anal web of a meat chopper.
2. A term used to describe a certain quantity of meat.
She was as skinny as fuck, I kid you not lads, she was practically dead. I've seen more meat on a butchers winnet.
by Leeroy80 September 25, 2005
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butcher fuck

Someone who enjoys seeing tan's moms hairy vagina.
Wow. Tan is such a butcher fuck.
by Jman81 June 22, 2015
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Butcher's Blanket

A woman who is menstruating and or about to menstruate.
"Don't bother with me tonight love. I'm on the butcher's blanket".
"Look at his face! She must be butcher's blanket!"
by pritchy September 2, 2015
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happy as a dog in a butcher's shop

Extremely happy, because one's goals have been attained, one's dreams have been fulfilled and because present happiness is expected to linger on and on...
He married his teenage love. He's happy as a dog in a butcher's shop.
by Peter WooPeter November 7, 2016
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