Jim Brown

Any sexual position that requires a sizeable penis to be performed correctly.

I wanted to give her the Montreal Screw Job, but that's a total Jim Brown. I don't have enough dick.

by Dr. Hannah August 6, 2017

my brown

your brown is somebody you have known for less than a year but they have changed your life so much

person 1: your my brown

person 2: your my brown too<3

by girl in red<333 April 11, 2021

Maria Brown

The perfect girl. Nuff said.

"I am madly in love with Maria Brown!!!"

by asldfjwnvsoidfioewj November 19, 2012

Brown Blitz

When one person defecates into the mouth of another, while that person masturbates vigorously.

After eating all those beans and laxatives, it was a great night for the brown blitz!

by Libnut buttchunk April 15, 2020

Brown Brian

Much like a Wet Willy only instead of a finger, one uses an elbow, and instead of the ear, the desired target is the anus.

If someone claims to have pulled this maneuver, it is often custom for a person within earshot to recite the jingle of Red Robin, though replacing the "Red Robin" with "Brown Brian"

Jef: Yo so this person from my intermediate jogging class tried to give me a Brown Brian last week...

Noah: Brown Brian...YUMMM!

by Andj87 August 10, 2010

Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

Brown Surprise

When you think you're gonna fart but a dookie comes out.

James: Bro I thought it was gonna be a fart but then I shit my pants!
John: You just got hit with a brown surprise!

by shitmypants January 13, 2021