Brian

A sandy vagina

After eating shit on the beach, he was a real Brian.

by dan6282 November 21, 2016

Brian

People with the name Brian are people who think they are liked but in fact have no friends at all and everyone thinks they he is a dick

Brian is a douche bag, dont be like Brian

by Douche Bag 123456789 August 21, 2018

Brian

A terrible person that is very stupid. Usually will make gay remarks.

Brian just called me gay, he's such a dick.

by CHINNchunn January 3, 2018

Brian

A habitual user of friends, girls, and drugs. A kleptomaniac who has no regard for other people's property. Selfish, conceited person who will go to great lengths to get what he wants.

1. Brian is such a kleptomania he WOULD steal oxygen from a dying person.

by shit head hater March 27, 2009

Brian

A complete jackass of a brother who likes to dick around when he isn't given what he wants.

dude, your such a effing Brian.

by ICUPFUNNYCOLORS April 7, 2009

Brian

An awesome guy with an abnormally large dick. Is sexually confused., and will have sex with anything that's hot and has a vagina or anus, regardless of gender. Unless drunk, where he'll have sex with just about anything.

Person 1: I totally sucked off Brian last night. I thought I was going to suffocate trying to fit that thing in my mouth!

Person 2: You faggot.

by That One Fag From School October 18, 2008

Brian

A male who constantly seeks to be in the presence of someone he is attracted to. A Brian will do almost anything to be near his atractee including; hovering annoyingly over her while she talks to someone else, frantically offer her a chair next to him when she makes known her desire to sit down and climbing over her wall to look in her window

I have am being stalked by a Brian

This Brian won’t stop sniffing my neck

There’s a Brian on my stoep

by RyanJS July 20, 2009