Brian

A terrible person that is very stupid. Usually will make gay remarks.

Brian just called me gay, he's such a dick.

by CHINNchunn January 3, 2018

Brian

Fine as fuck.

Brian walks by
Woman: *moans* mm, that man is fine as fuck

by Chugachugachoochoo. March 28, 2019

Brian

A guy who can't roast any one. Who also has an unnatural love for ducks. Only responds with a yes or no. Is just a sheep.

Man that guy is a total Brian.

by The master of jhg March 24, 2017

Brian

A sandy vagina

After eating shit on the beach, he was a real Brian.

by dan6282 November 21, 2016

Brian

A habitual user of friends, girls, and drugs. A kleptomaniac who has no regard for other people's property. Selfish, conceited person who will go to great lengths to get what he wants.

1. Brian is such a kleptomania he WOULD steal oxygen from a dying person.

by shit head hater March 27, 2009

Brian

A complete jackass of a brother who likes to dick around when he isn't given what he wants.

dude, your such a effing Brian.

by ICUPFUNNYCOLORS April 7, 2009

Brian

An awesome guy with an abnormally large dick. Is sexually confused., and will have sex with anything that's hot and has a vagina or anus, regardless of gender. Unless drunk, where he'll have sex with just about anything.

Person 1: I totally sucked off Brian last night. I thought I was going to suffocate trying to fit that thing in my mouth!

Person 2: You faggot.

by That One Fag From School October 18, 2008