Brian

People with the name Brian are people who think they are liked but in fact have no friends at all and everyone thinks they he is a dick

Brian is a douche bag, dont be like Brian

by Douche Bag 123456789 August 21, 2018

Brian

Fine as fuck.

Brian walks by
Woman: *moans* mm, that man is fine as fuck

by Chugachugachoochoo. March 28, 2019

Brian

A sandy vagina

After eating shit on the beach, he was a real Brian.

by dan6282 November 21, 2016

Brian

A habitual user of friends, girls, and drugs. A kleptomaniac who has no regard for other people's property. Selfish, conceited person who will go to great lengths to get what he wants.

1. Brian is such a kleptomania he WOULD steal oxygen from a dying person.

by shit head hater March 27, 2009

Brian

A complete jackass of a brother who likes to dick around when he isn't given what he wants.

dude, your such a effing Brian.

by ICUPFUNNYCOLORS April 7, 2009

Brian

An awesome guy with an abnormally large dick. Is sexually confused., and will have sex with anything that's hot and has a vagina or anus, regardless of gender. Unless drunk, where he'll have sex with just about anything.

Person 1: I totally sucked off Brian last night. I thought I was going to suffocate trying to fit that thing in my mouth!

Person 2: You faggot.

by That One Fag From School October 18, 2008

Brian

A male who constantly seeks to be in the presence of someone he is attracted to. A Brian will do almost anything to be near his atractee including; hovering annoyingly over her while she talks to someone else, frantically offer her a chair next to him when she makes known her desire to sit down and climbing over her wall to look in her window

I have am being stalked by a Brian

This Brian won’t stop sniffing my neck

There’s a Brian on my stoep

by RyanJS July 20, 2009