Brandon

Every time I whip, you nae-nae.

Brandon says: "Every time I whip, you nae-nae

by Captain Bill McAwesome III November 1, 2019

Brandon

Someone who is a great friend, you can talk to them about anything and they’ll never judge you. Has a girlfriend who he loves with all his heart, is also amazing at sports

Brandon is a great friend I just had a conversation with him about some issues I’m having and he offered me some great insight also is a beast at football

by Krayons 213 April 26, 2023

Brandon

A simp, but the good kind of simp.

Brandon is the good kind of simp.

by SimpingFool March 24, 2020

Brandoned

When one of your friends start dating the girl you like.

Yo Todd brandoned me and started dating Jessica

by SeñorPancakes July 25, 2020

brandon

a half mexican and half american papi, the finest guy walking on earth, has the biggest heart ever, charming, freaky asf and everything a girl can wish for 😩

whos that cute ass guy over there?

it’s brandon!

by suf1 June 27, 2022

Brandon

The single greatest president in U.S. history.

In just the first 2 years of his term, he:

Pulled us out of Afghanistan

Handed out over 1000$ in free money to everybody.

Ended Roe V. Wade

Has not gotten the U.S. in a single war

Ended Covid

BTFO’d liberal colleges by canceling student loans

Reunited America by declaring all haters domestic terrorists

The Pope: Brandon, have you completed your mission?

Brandon: Yes, your holiness, they still think I’m senile. Next, this debt jubilee will crush the Protestant work ethic.

by muzzy101 October 16, 2022

Brandon

Brandon is just Pooh Shiesty and works the backseat goes 3 deep and gets 10 people shot. Sometimes goes by Rocky because he’s an absolute fashion killa. He also has a very ‘cute voice’.

Person 1: “do you know Brandon?”
Person 2: “ oh you mean Lisa’s bestie”
Person 1: “yh him”

by Top Tier Taurus December 10, 2021