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The Bloom

The Bloom is a very rare crystal flower encased in a blue orb. If in possession of, you will be granted eternal happiness and luck for the rest of your life. Only issue is that it is very difficult to obtain. The Bloom will only be found on June 3rd in the first water aven that blooms and that water aven needs to be the first flower to bloom in the world. Only then you are able to extract The Bloom and be happy with everything.
Random Child: WHERE IS THE BLOOM? WE CAN'T FIND IT ANYWHERE!

Sweaty Explorer: I am very sad, I can't find The Bloom

That one other guy: Don't worry Sweaty Explorer Man, I'll find it.
by GoodOlAmbientBoy February 23, 2023
mugGet the The Bloommug.

BLOOMING CUM

When cum explodes from the penis like a volcano
by FRENCH POTATO May 27, 2022
mugGet the BLOOMING CUMmug.

north bloom

wow he’s such a north bloom. only 5’2!
by notelbow January 5, 2021
mugGet the north bloommug.

chamber of bloom

(Unidentifiable, but I’ve suspicions)
A chamber of uses in which to have sex with someone.
Specifically entitled in a manga, of which leads into the idea of (someone) taking (someone) to a specified place/room (etc.) to have sex.
“Meet me at the chamber of Bloom, I will wait for you there.”
by sorrower July 9, 2023
mugGet the chamber of bloommug.

BLOOMING

On some specific contexts, blooming means being an absolute retard by saying really dumb shit online
He's blooming
by MaxwellXD February 26, 2025
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Blooming onion

When you have a big penis and have interiors with a girl and destroy her ass or vagina looking like a blooming onion
Dude, I gave a hooker a blooming onion
by Sweatycumstain June 22, 2025
mugGet the Blooming onionmug.

madison bloom

she is a rude, swearing girl who thinks she is cool at but everyone hates her
by hippommmm October 11, 2020
mugGet the madison bloommug.

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