Nathan: "Dude I belgian blue waffled my girlfriend last night... It smelt like a bag of dead cats that had been pissed on..."
Joe : o.O
Joe : o.O
by SuggestionThing June 29, 2011
Some of the most fun, awesomest people you will ever meet, especially the juniors. Often wear dresses that look like pirate costumes but are really 17th century peasant clothes. Known for doing dances that have Flemish names and end in -Kermis. Are often seen practicing random steps like polkas and waltzes, and humming catchy folk songs. Cross dress because no boys want to dance. Can be spotted at local folk festivals dancing. Full of Belgian swag.
Person 1- Whoah, look at the perfect waltz step that chick has!
Person 2- And look at those cross dressing dancers!
Person 3- Yah, it's the Belgian Folk Dancers, you didn't know they were in town for the folk festival?
Person 2- And look at those cross dressing dancers!
Person 3- Yah, it's the Belgian Folk Dancers, you didn't know they were in town for the folk festival?
by :)horse August 13, 2013
Dave wanted to join his friends on a hiking trip but he was already booked, with potentially a trip to the Belgian Coast.
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by sexygordon November 24, 2011
A sexual carnival of sorts in which a gentleman performs oral sex on no fewer than 3 different ladies in the same room no more than a minute apart. Used especially in reference to particularly sloppy oral sex, as an actual pie eating contest generally results in a messy face.
May also refer to a situation in which several men perform oral sex on several women, with or without switching partners.
May also refer to a situation in which several men perform oral sex on several women, with or without switching partners.
When the fraternity invited the neighboring sorority over for the first party of the semester, it only took 20 minutes and 2 kegs to turn the living room into a Belgian Pie Eating Contest.
by Bee-ritt July 17, 2009
Similiar to a Belgian Chocolate Pump, but with one added pump of delicious chocoloate
Several weeks supply of liquid shit are stored, and kept liquidy via constant stirring
Attaching this shit to a firemans hose the goodness is then pumped out toward the arsehole of th participant, attempting to fire as much of the liquidy shit inside him as possible
Ultimately the nozzle is forced inside the anus while liquid shit is pumped inside
To make it a double pump the nozzle is quickly removed
and liquid shit is then pumped out of the anus onto the face and body of the person with the hose
Several weeks supply of liquid shit are stored, and kept liquidy via constant stirring
Attaching this shit to a firemans hose the goodness is then pumped out toward the arsehole of th participant, attempting to fire as much of the liquidy shit inside him as possible
Ultimately the nozzle is forced inside the anus while liquid shit is pumped inside
To make it a double pump the nozzle is quickly removed
and liquid shit is then pumped out of the anus onto the face and body of the person with the hose
Jas: Er dude what are you doing with all that stored liquid shit
Rose: I dno man i just thort it wud b cool to keep it around
Jas: man why dont we have a belgian chocolate pump
Rose: fuck that for a game of chinese checkers with a kebab afterwards, why not make it a belgian DOUBLE chocolate pump
Jas: dude you blow my mind
Rose: and you blow my cock
Rose: I dno man i just thort it wud b cool to keep it around
Jas: man why dont we have a belgian chocolate pump
Rose: fuck that for a game of chinese checkers with a kebab afterwards, why not make it a belgian DOUBLE chocolate pump
Jas: dude you blow my mind
Rose: and you blow my cock
by Reverend Pope September 11, 2009