I would never barf in your urn!

To deny doing something that you have obviously done.

Margaret, did you take all of the cookies I made for class?

I would never barf in your urn!

Well, you are going to make me another batch then!

by relicky86 January 3, 2011

Inadvertent Tacticle Barf

A tacticle barf that you don't initiate on purpose but actually comes at exactly the right time, such that you can continue drinking afterwards.

Rick is in the restroom. He wanted to take a dump but it turned into an inadvertent tacticle barf.

by tomsal June 15, 2024

Alolan Barf

A mispronunciation of Allahu Akbar. Cause the meaning to change from "God is Great" to a pokemon name

Tour guide: Welcome to the Taj Mahal
Isaac: Alolan Barf!
SJWs: Racist ass this is a Hindu temple

by Furry Balls May 30, 2021

pre-barf

The dry heaves that occur immediately before someone is about to barf.

When I woke up pre-barfing, I immediately headed for the bathroom.

by CocaColaer January 8, 2010

snot barf

Nasal puke. The forced ejection of nasal mucous and associated detritus from one nostril.

Joe: "Man, dija see dat guy blow a wad of snot outa his friken nose?"

Willy: " Yeh - dat ma dida snot barf."

by Mr.Tissue May 3, 2018

palm barf

Semen that runs down the palm of your hand after ejaculation.

Hand me a tissue. I need to wipe this palm barf off.

by CrustieDrawz March 2, 2017

barf turd

Cats hair ball that resembles a turd

Look out for that barf turd!

by Baumgeeb May 15, 2018