Barbed wire Blowjob

When a girl with braces has a siezure while giving you a blowjob

Guy1: yeah this girl with braces was giving me head and then had a siezure ripping my dick apart
Guy2: damn bro you got a barbed wire blowjob

by Primitivebean March 15, 2022

Hose Barb

A middle-aged man who inserts and attaches himself into much older woman’s lives in exchange for banana bread and hummus.

He’s such a hose barb. Every time an old lady shows up he disappears and comes back with snacks.

by Barbra75 February 14, 2025

Grandma Barb's BORG

Grandma Barb's BORG or, really, any name will do or could be used. It’s grandma’s drinking jug full of hooch, juice, Xanax, codeine, and corn syrup. Because GRANDMA don’t play!

I gotta go to CUB and get some corn syrup and Welch’s sparkling grape juice so Grandma Barb's BORG can be concocted with the other, special, oh so special, ingredients.

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

Barbed

The definition of to “barb” someone is when you accidentally cause the death of a friend or friends pet, yet hide the evidence and tell the family they just got lost.
This phrase is of course inspired by the netflix original “Stranger Things” where one of the main characters accidentally causes the death of her best friend Barbara Holland, and tells the family she is just lost.

Girl (watching a show): oh my goodness! He really told her he was just lost! I can’t believe she just got barbed!

by YouTubeJosh November 3, 2017

Adrian Barbes

The star hockey player formerly on the hurricanes now on the Loyola hockey team. His brother louis barbes would have a much funnier name if his name was Louie g. His middle name is Lorenzo forming the perfect name Adrian Lorenzo barbes. He was diagnosed with an astigmatism 3 minutes after he was born. Some say in the middle of the night you can hear the laugh of Adrian lorenzo barbes rattling in your head.

Adrian barbes missed the net

by CheeseTweeze September 8, 2023