old enough to bleed, old enough to butcher

A cruder variation of old enough to bleed old enough to breed. The use of the word butcher over breed gives the whole phrase a double meaning (the reference being to abattoirs)

A: Wow, I'd give her the time!
B: She's too young...
A: You know what they say: old enough to bleed, old enough to butcher!

by Guy June 18, 2006

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The Montana Butcher

The action of a teenager who gets caught beating his meat while he is on a football camp in Montana

The Montana Butcher had to transfer schools after the video got leaked

by Fahq72727272 May 6, 2025

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Butcher of New Harbor

A guy who walks around New Harbor looking like a caveman Ts, and slashing everyone with a cleaver.

Employee 1 : Yeah hear about that crazy Butcher Pete?
Employee 2 : Yeah but you haven't seen nothing yet until you've seen The Butcher of New Harbor.

by LaughingDumb654 May 21, 2025

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Rolling ball of butcher knives

Someone who is sharp and all over the place; a live wire

She’s been a rolling ball of butcher knives managing this hospital of Covid patients.

by The Real Llama November 28, 2021

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A genuine, but sometimes secretive friend. He is logically oriented and a cunning planner. Although he can easily attain a partner, he usually tends to be a lone wolf because he doesn't believe in a frivolous relationship, and yearns for true love. They tend to not subscribe to the conventions of society, doing what they feel is most entertaining or comfortable. He is self-validated, and a risk taker, although his outward confidence hides a more vulnerable character. True Alex's won't be involved in activities like Football and Lacrosse, the ones who do are usually shorter and less comfortable with their masculinity. Due to their creativity and determination, Alex's are goal-oriented and work tirelessly to reach their long term mission. He loves having fun and will risk embarrassment for a good laugh. He never feels the need to drink or do drugs because he doesn't need them to enjoy life. Overall, Alex's are a constant source of laughs and are exceptionally loyal friends you'd be lucky to have. But all children beware. They often pretend to be younger then they are and can have an alternate life where they are the biggest pedo you have ever met.

“Omg are they really letting Alex Butcher do work experience at a nursery. They know he’s a pedophile right.”

by Carnage and murder January 13, 2021

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