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boomerang shopper

A person who exits their car at the grocery store and takes an overly cautiously arcing route through the parking lot in order to avoid COVID infected fellow shoppers only to realize, upon reaching the entrance, that their mask is still hanging from their rear view mirror.
Don't worry kids. Daddy will be back in two minutes to get his mask. He's an habitual boomerang shopper.
by GDaddy_Duckboy March 31, 2021
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Boomeranging

Yani is boomeranging. She can't decide what she wants to eat.
by CASSMONEY24 June 15, 2021
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The Boomerang Effect

When a college student graduates and leaves college, only for him/her to end up living back at his/her parent's house. This is usually because after college they have to pay their tuition, loans, etc., and they're so freaking high that Bill Gates couldn't even pay it off, and the job they currently have is not enough to pay for it and an apartment.
I could have gotten an apartment but instead my parents and I suffered the boomerang effect because of my tuition and bank loans. Now I live at my parent's house.
by Nobody here May 7, 2015
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Boomerang

A aboriginal weapon that gets mistaken for a banana by pretty much every foreigner and serves no use today cuz’ we got rifles to hunt things with, bruh!
It’s a deformed airplane, no! It’s a wooden banana, no! It’s a frickin’ boomerang! It’s getting bigger by the second… BONK!! Everything goes black.
by PatrickDaSeaStar August 26, 2019
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boomerang

When someone attempts to insult another using cultural references that are old causing the insult to not work but instead be returned leading to them being insulted for their old age.
Nice attempt at insulting me but that insult was a boomerang, you boomer.
by CPL_Punishment December 9, 2021
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Boomerang comment

A comment or pun that you don't understand or hear properly at the time, but you get it soon after.
The realisation hits you later what the comment/pun means.
*Filthy comment you missed*

A couple of seconds later...

"Aw man, ya dirty bastard"
"Bit of a boomerang comment for you there?"
"Yes, the realisation of your filth, hit me ferociously."
by People upset me. November 6, 2015
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The Brady Bartley boomerang

After beating the pussy up like it offended you, blow enough cocain or hard drug in a womans ass so she develops a healthy drug addiction so she comes back hours later after you throw her out of the trap.
Dave come get your wife. I gave her The Brady Bartley Boomerang and shes at my door
by Scotty94 November 12, 2017
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