Play Basketball

The act of one or more person(s) doing cocaine
Woah!!! Lets Go Play Basketball, Michael!!
by Seedlessmota January 16, 2011
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basketball facial

The act of making a basketball shot with a defender right in front of you
Did you see that Ron?! That defender just got a basketball facial
by CurtHolls March 09, 2015
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Purdue Basketball

Purdue basketball is mediocre basketball at best. Purdue has never made it to an NCAA final four game because they can never win when it matters, or their coaching is garbage. This comes as no surprise to anyone that knows anything about college basketball. They are the 3rd best team in Indiana behind Butler (2nd) and Indiana (1st). This basketball program is very jealous of everything Indiana University has accomplished, hence why they are so angry all the time. Also, they are never good because no “good” basketball recruit wants to play for such a shitty program that has never established a “tradition” like other successful basketball programs that are located a few hours away.
Ross: Why does that team lose so much?
Jon: Probably because they play just like Purdue basketball.
Ross: Oh yeah, that basketball team is always a joke.
by TheBossManHoosier March 21, 2011
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Basketball ass

You ain't getting in my bed with that basketball ass! You needs to shower fool!
by GrahamCracker April 24, 2016
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Greenville basketball

Shitties team in mvl by far. Comb over bum ass coach and his little boy with the same hair cut as daddy and don’t forget the bald spot. Literally 2-22 we own George Washington tho.
Greenville basketball is ass and we never win.
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Basketball on grass

A nickname for the spread offense in the sport of American football, comparing the high-speed, high-scoring style of play to the general rhythm of a basketball game. Often used to contrast this offense with more run-the-ball style offenses, esp. those common at the sport's lower levels
Jones High School's offense plays basketball on grass, often scoring up to 35 points a game.
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