HAM

Horny Ass Mom.
A mom that is horny. Many times even after getting laid. Mom that could use an extra 20% to satisfy the urge. A mom that is as horny as the dad. A mom that starts more 'sessions' than the dad because she needs a bone in her ham.

HAMs at my office are always bitchin', they need to get laid more.

You see that HAM over there, I'am about to bone in her!

I am going to bone those HAMS'.

by Frank Darkholer Spankadocious April 1, 2016

HAM

Horny Ass Mom.
A mom that is horny. Many times even after getting laid. Mom that could use an extra 20% to satisfy the urge. A mom that is as horny as the dad. A mom that starts more 'sessions' than the dad because she needs a bone in her ham.

HAMs at my office are always bitchin', they need to get laid more.

You see that HAM over there, I'am about to bone in her!

I am going to bone those HAMS'.

by Frank Darkholer Spankadocious April 1, 2016

HAM

H- home
A- and
M- masturbate

HAM's the way to go

by youdontknowwhoiamsostopguessin November 18, 2019

HAM

Hot ass mess

I am a HAM.

by UnicornPickle February 6, 2019

Ham

verb. To get high.

On ski trip we like to ham!

by Factory girls March 14, 2009

HAM

1. noun: A tasty pinkish meat that is cut from a pig.
2. adj: A word to describe the exhaust sound from a ricer's car.

1. "This is one tasty ham sandwich"
2. "This kid flew by me and all i heard was hhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmm."

by bobushka king April 13, 2003

Ham

1. The new 'sac.' Used by a cultish group of DC-area linguists to supplement (some whisper "replace") the old mainstay: "sac."

2. An actual ham. Used in a derogatory fashion, as many of the group's core membership are vegetarians.

3. Stacy.

4. A greeting or salutation.

"How's your ham?"
"Just fine. How's your sac?"

by RR & TO, Linguistic Innovators February 25, 2008