Armenian Squirt Gun

Where a man lays on his back and throws his hips forward thus cumming in his own mouth.

Jeff and I hooked up last night and when he was finishing he did the Armenian squirt gun.

by KhaosArkAngel August 2, 2016

armenian massage

When you go to get a massage and receive the unfortunate news that your masseuse is Armenian. Shortly after, a very large and domineering woman, usually named Hilda or Helga, walks in and places her greasy hands on the top of your back. She proceeds to massage you, but you cannot help but feel a third thing massaging you, so you look to only see her big floppy cock out, and it is actually massaging your ass. To not be viewed as homosexual, you tell her to get the fuck off and she proceeds to beat your ass and for the next two years your friends give you shit for getting your ass kicked by a girl.

Person #1: Man I heard you got an armenian massage.

Person #2: Yeah it fucking ruined my life.

Pape: Haha jerk. That sucks for you. Man my Porsche-a is so much better than your car.

Person #2: Hey Pape go suck a dick. And by the way, its Porsche and yours is broken.

by The Flying Dutchman! Yee! November 3, 2006

Armeni

A person from Armenia.

- My great grand father was Armeni.
- You mean Armenian?
- No, Armenian is the language he spoke. He was Armeni.

by aragorn the grey October 15, 2011

Armenia

1. n. A country in the Caucasus
2. n. The source of the most delicious pedestrians

3. adj. enlightened

The county of Armenia borders Azerbaijan, Georgia, Turkey, and Iran.
"Hey, you gonna eat those Armenians?"
The Armenian people have a well-informed outlook.

by ScrambledArmenianPedestrians October 29, 2020

The Armenian Sledgehammer

While receiving head (preferably with your partner on all fours, not on knees), ball your hand into a tight fist and hit your them as hard as you can in the rectum, directly before ejaculating. Not only is this hilarious, it also feels great.

John: "How was last night with Tom?"
Kate: "It was great until Tom hit me with the Armenian Sledgehammer."
John: "Ooh... that sucks."
Kate: "I won't be able to sit right for a week."

by Aram A. April 2, 2008

armenian girls

Big nosed bitches who think they're the shit. But really they are just shit. Stinky oniony shit. Who don't know how to drive.

Fucking Armenian girls need to learn how to drive.

by kazy13 July 4, 2014

Armenian Sloppy Joe

When your girl is spitting on your dick and starts thrusting rapidly till you cum everywhere but, she quickly slurps and takes the excess and attempts/ succeeds wiping it all over your fucking arm.

"Mary why the fuck did you just give me an Armenian Sloppy Joe, I can't fucking move a muscle my arm is so sticky and potent with the smell of my semen"
"After I slipped it into her ass she jacked me off rough and sexy then took the pool of cum and gave me a Armenian Sloppy Joe"

by Young Jazo February 27, 2019