functionally Amish

The condition of being clueless about technology.

She can't figure out how to open her e-mail; she's functionally Amish.

by xxoomom February 8, 2010

Amish Jumpstart

When the ole lady isn't being responsive so you put the tip in her ass to make sure she's still alive.

So marcy passed out, i gave her an Amish jumpstart to get her percolated.

by sandyhook May 11, 2022

Amish Drive By

When you're taking a shit and trying to concentrate but your cat keeps licking the door, making a sound you imagine is something else, something sinister and evil. Your shit taking becomes less peaceful and, perhaps, a source of profound shame.

"Thanks, fucking cat, for the Amish drive by.... Now I'll feel like I still have to shit for the rest of the day."

by Mars-El September 28, 2023

Old Amish

The act of squirting chocolate milk into your mouth, then taking a swig of milk directly from the udder of a milk cow, and shaking it back and forth to make chocolate milk in your cheeks.

"I've naught time for thine cup nor thine spoon, but Glladys, mine milking cow serves me well for making the Old Amish as dessert, once."

by Erogenous Bosch August 5, 2022

amish fajita

The act of having sex with woman after you have already ejaculate

Her vagina was so good I had to Amish fajita her the rest of the time

by Otterbot January 4, 2016

Amish hick

An Amish person who is an unappetizing blend of amish and hick.
Blending the worst of both worlds,usually these particular breed of amish rarely bathe,have horrible english language skills and believe that farming is the only legitimate form of occupation,
They also possess a very limited understanding of the world around them unless it is something right in their own community.
A very smelly uncouth breed of hick indeed.

Ewwww look at Andy over there!
He is such an amish hick!
he hasn't showered in two weeks!
I bet he doesn't even own a shower and he smells like he has been stomping around in cow shit everyday.

by garth vader91 February 1, 2014

amish whore

Someone who is Amish and is selling their body for cash money.

Natalie is an Amish whore.

by Amish breeder March 8, 2022