amish fajita

The act of having sex with woman after you have already ejaculate

Her vagina was so good I had to Amish fajita her the rest of the time

by Otterbot November 03, 2015

functionally Amish

The condition of being clueless about technology.

She can't figure out how to open her e-mail; she's functionally Amish.

by xxoomom February 09, 2010

Amish Roadblock

When two cars stay parallel to each other on a two-lane highway, preventing any cars behind them from passing and getting ahead.

Jesse: How are you doing up there?
Trevor: Good! I just got passed by a little blue car after he had been flashing his lights at me for awhile, but then the two cars ahead of me Amish Roadblocked him and he couldn't get any farther ahead.

by Bobbythunder May 09, 2015

amish tornado

Getting a facial from several bearded men wearing funny hats.

Last night Jedediah and the guys treated me to an Amish tornado.

by asiapurdue October 01, 2015

Amish Vibrator

sitting on a Rain Stick and rolling around

Joe's wife used the Amish Vibrator last night.

by TrainingWheelsChuck May 13, 2015

Old Amish

The act of squirting chocolate milk into your mouth, then taking a swig of milk directly from the udder of a milk cow, and shaking it back and forth to make chocolate milk in your cheeks.

"I've naught time for thine cup nor thine spoon, but Glladys, mine milking cow serves me well for making the Old Amish as dessert, once."

by Erogenous Bosch August 05, 2022

Amish Surprise

When you cum in a food container and don't tell anyone and you wait for them to eat it

I totally left an AMISH SURPRISE in that jar of mayonnaise that Mikiel is putting onto his ham and cheese sandwhich

by lovemuffin69420 May 25, 2023