Ambush TV

When the TV shoes things at meal times you don't particularly want to see while your eating.

Ambush TV is when they show nappy adverts in the morning. The last thing you want to think of over breakfast is babies sh*tting.

by Deathflower October 1, 2012

Ambur Richards

A mean, evil, diabolic, satan-like, rude, ungrateful individual

Ambur Richards is a big jerk!!

by Zach P December 4, 2003

ambijaxterous

Able to masturbate with both hands

I just broke my right rist. Lucky for me, i'm ambijaxterous!

by Adam F T Mills October 18, 2007

ambulance drunk

When you get so drunk you wake up in a hospital strapped down to a bed with an IV in your arm arriving there in an ambulance not knowing what just happened.

Miranda was so ambulance drunk last night she had to rely on her friends to pick her up from the hospital.

by hotmess.com June 6, 2010

ambulance chaser

A lawyer who specializes in injury cases. Called an ambulance chaser beacuse that's how they find there clients.

No one takes his lawyer seriously. He's just an ambulance chaser.

by Anonymous September 22, 2003

golden ambush

When a guy convinces a girl to go down on him and when she pulls it out, he pisses in her face.

"Jane smelled like urine after Tarzan gave her a golden ambush"

by Nicky NOTORIOUS March 22, 2004

ambush conference call

when your phone rings and instead of it being the person you expect, it is that person along with 5 other people who want to get into a lengthy conversation about a given topic.

"man, the other day I was shopping for socks and TJ Maxx and I got ambush conference called."

by Monty13 February 17, 2010