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Alpine Slope

Verb: to give a footjob while doing a handstand and angling your feet at a 90° angle.
Hey Keira, you better give me one of those Alpine Slopes tonight!
by Papivo December 18, 2024
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Alphanicity

The state of being an Alpha male and having Alpha qualities.
Look at him flexing and trying to show his alphanicity
by JDenver April 25, 2025
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Alphonia

A subtle cognitive or auditory satisfaction experienced when a list of words—especially names—is arranged in alphabetical order, creating a sense of mental clarity, balance, or pleasing rhythm.
“I couldn’t explain it, but once I alphabetized the guest list, the Alphonia hit hard.”
“You can’t put Savannah before Aasta—that throws off the Alphonia.”
“My brain physically rejects unordered lists. It’s an Alphonia thing.”

“I finally gave that weird alphabetical satisfaction a name—Alphonia.”
Michael Chan, 2025
by Alphonia May 21, 2025
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Alphonia

A subtle cognitive or auditory satisfaction experienced when a list of words—especially names—is arranged in alphabetical order, creating a sense of mental clarity, balance, or pleasing rhythm.
“I couldn’t explain it, but once I alphabetized the guest list, the Alphonia hit hard.”
“You can’t put Savannah before Aasta—that throws off the Alphonia.”
“My brain physically rejects unordered lists. It’s an Alphonia thing.”

“I finally gave that weird alphabetical satisfaction a name—Alphonia.”
Michael Chan, 2025
by Alphonia May 21, 2025
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Alphonia

A subtle cognitive or auditory satisfaction experienced when a list of words—especially names—is arranged in alphabetical order, creating a sense of mental clarity, balance, or pleasing rhythm.
“I couldn’t explain it, but once I alphabetized the guest list, the Alphonia hit hard.”
“You can’t put Steven before Alex—that throws off the Alphonia.”
“My brain physically rejects unordered lists. It’s an Alphonia thing.”

“I finally gave that weird alphabetical satisfaction a name—Alphonia.”
— Michael, 2025
by Alphonia May 21, 2025
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Dirty Alphonzo

When a guy snaps his fingers, and his girlfriend sucks his semen out of the other girlfriend.
Snapped my fingers like the Fonz, and gave them a Dirty Alphonzo....
by BigBadBone June 16, 2021
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The Alpine Kiss

Doing a line of cocaine with your special other from opposite ends, then kissing when your noses touch.
I met my love by doing The Alpine Kiss
by cyclopentane July 11, 2022
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