Athletes Dick

When your dick itches from jerking off into a dirty sock.

"Hey man, why are you scratching your crotch?"

"Sorry bro, I've got a mean case of athletes dick"

by MoldyMoldyAss March 6, 2015

athletic cup

Protective equipment, most people don't wear them because they restrict movement and are uncomfortable, main use is to stick in you friends face after worm during a workout

I used to wear an athletic cup for wrestling, but I found out I could do better without it, now I just exercise in it and stick it in my friends faces when it's sweaty.

by Matman September 28, 2013

Athletes balls

Tiny, useless testicles that many athletes develop after years of anabolic steroid use.

Barry Bonds may perform well on the field, but he's definitely lacking performance in other areas now that he has developed Athletes balls.

by Dratin January 20, 2009

athletic dick

When you date a guy who's very athletic and used to hard workouts, and he brings the serious dick (D) to the point of exhausting you. The dick was so serious you might have to take an advil afterwards to recover.

Damn, girl! Brandon gave me that athletic dick last night and I'm worn the fuck out.

by alicianola February 3, 2017

Athletes penis

Irritation and itching to the crotch after excessive sweating. Also known in some circles as "trench dick"

"Hey bro you wanna go do sit ups in the hallway?" "Sorry bro I got a mad case of athletes penis. Yolo."

by jockstrap on June 25, 2014

Athelete

Not to be confused with jocks, who are usually stuck-up idiots. Atheletes are people who are actually concerned about aspects of their lives other than their popularity and their cheerleader girlfriend. Athletes have an 85% better chance at becoming more successful than jocks, who will eventually be the people who clean the toilets at your local gas station. Atheletes, however, run a risk of being converted to jocks if they are on a sports team or group with them for an extended period of time (usually 2-3 years). High school teams usually are 10% athelets and 90% jocks.

Hey, Jackie Robinson was a great athelete! He broke the sports color barrier!
Hey, Michael Vick was a great jock. He fought dogs and lied about it!

by Rather_Large_Wombat March 21, 2008

battle athletes

A CUTE Anime were half-NAKED girls compete for the Cosmic Beauty Rank! CHARACTERS!!!!

Akari - AHHHHHHHHHH! I LOVE HER! So CUTE!!!! I like her NAKED!

Anna - So cute! Nudey wudey!

There's a scene were Anna gets NAKED at a girls bathhouse with other NAKED girls! They find out that she's actually a BOY! Then, in panic, the girls run around NAKED! Then the NAKED Anna hugs the NAKED Akari! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!! I wanked to that!

by Snebulizer/Nih +grr July 9, 2003