Dog Alarm

When one dog barks and the entire neighborhood of dogs start barking

Jamie be quiet, We wouldn't want to set off the dog alarm

by sinsforeal March 13, 2016

Car Alarm

When a man with stretches out his balls, wraps up his cell phone with them, and has his wife/girlfriend call him

Fuck a scrotal tuck I rather have my wife give me a car alarm. Talk about good vibrations.

by Hush Lecter February 18, 2010

Alarm Cock

The act of waking a person by inserting your hard penis into an orifice.

I woke that bitch up with the alarm cock

I got that fat chick out of my room by giving her the old alarm cock

by Blain Warnack September 19, 2005

alarm clock

1. A device that is used so that a certain time, it will make a noise or disturbance to signify that you need to wake up or do something.

2. Having my friends call me up at various times of the day to wake me up from my sleep... a.k.a. Frances, Mark, Erin, and Adrian. Hahaha. LaMo...

1. A clock with a device to make a noise or disturbance.

2. "Call my phone in 30 minutes... or else."

by Alfonso G. July 25, 2004

ring the alarm

An iconic phrase used by Somi (a korean singer) in her song « What You Waiting For »

Somi : RRRING THE ALARM !!!

by lovesickgirls November 16, 2020

Alarm-revoke

when your having an extremely bad nights sleep and you get in such a rage with the lack of sleep that you slam your alarm off before the set time.

"arrrh for christ sake man its time for an alarm-revoke" (action of turning your alarm off follows)

by mezalong January 13, 2009

alarm cock

when you get such hard morning wood that it instantly awakens you from a deep sleep

that sex dream i had last night was so hot, unfortunately it was cut short by my alarm cock right before I was able to cum in Betty White's tight asshole.

by iwannafuckbettywhite July 29, 2013