Bi-lonajob

During the act of giving someone fallacio the caregiver gives the receiver a "double" surprise by cupping their balls in one hand while at the same time shoving a finger in his asshole with the other hand.
Last night the blow job my wife was giving me turned into a bi-lonajob when she decided to jiggle my balls and shove her finger in my ass at the same time! That was quite the double surprise.

The wife was feeling frisky last night. She gave me a bi-alonajob and it wasn't even my birthday!
by Dimentedhumor September 02, 2012
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bi-sexual

A person who is sexually and emotionally attracted to both women and men.

They are stereotyped in many ways, but this is the basic scientific definition. Bi-sexuality is not a single shade of grey, but is in reality a spectrum. This spectrum includes varying levels of attraction to the two sexes.
I think that bi-sexuals are evil and sinful, because I'm a closed-minded biggot.
by A concerned individual, February 01, 2005
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nipple-bi

A bi-sexual woman that only allows bisexual contact on her upper body or exclusively on the breasts.
Erin still would like to have a relationship with Jessica even though she is only nipple-bi.

by Todd Anthony L. November 04, 2008
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Bi-Twixual

A person who enjoys the right twix just as much as the left twix and vice versa when eating a Twix chocolate bar
I prefer the left twix
That's so lame I like the right one better
I like both
You're a bi-twixual
by IfShakespeareWasHere January 18, 2015
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Bi-Statual

The act of identifying your residents in two states
Lives in two states, He wants his Democrat governor to allow him to vote in both states, claims he his Bi-Statual.
by _Weezy_ October 28, 2021
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Bi-Winning

The way charlie sheen describes his lifestyle.
He considers himself a winner of life.
Charlie Sheen- I'm Bi-Winning, i win here and i win there.. now what?
by parrotta94 March 11, 2011
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Bi-Shiftual

Someone who types using both the left and right shift keys.
Ben first realised he was Bi-Shiftual while writing a letter using alternate hands.
by TwilightFan42 January 08, 2011
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