Who's Your Writer?

When one makes a terrible joke, and the only response that you can muster is a sarcastic, rhetorical question

Guy 1: 'Knock knock'
Guy 2: 'Who's there?'
Guy 1: 'Interrupting cow'
Guy 2: 'Interr-'
Guy 1: 'MOO!'
Guy 2: 'Wow, who's your writer?'

by Flame Warmonger November 11, 2013

Writers Cunt

When an individual is bitching about having Writers Block he is a Writers Cunt

Person 1: Urgggg!
Person 2: No more like Writers Cunt!
Person 1: What is writers cunt?
Person 2: When you bitch about having writers block.

by Tristan Dinkleberg June 29, 2016

writers high

Is a time of day when a writer get all their ideas and thoughts about what he/she wants to write about

Dude: bro I can’t think of anything to write can you give me ideas.
Bro: dude just wait till your writers high then you will know what to do.

by Hentaijoker September 10, 2020

Writering

Writing, but better.

“That writer is writering”
“I was writering my essay yesterday”

by deez_nuts(pronouncedjohn) October 10, 2021

The Writers Will Make It Funny

A self-deprecating reference after you've made a joke where the wording is awkward, but you still think there's a meaningful joke in there.

It's like when there's a mailman, you know, and so the dog, a Golden Retriever, it was humping his leg, down there.

... the writers will make it funny

by samois98 November 18, 2019

Urban Dictionary writer

The most internet addicted, departed from reality, 24 year old Tumblr users, usually fat person. They write semi-sarcastic incredibly safe definitions that include personal opinion

Person 1: wow that person is a little bitch they must be an Urban Dictionary writer
Urban Dictionary writer: *cries*

by anonymous November 28, 2021

writer's brat

The son or daughter of a writer.

My mother is a writer, so I am therefore a writer's brat

by alixgro June 14, 2011