slow creep

When trying to get the attention of the opposite sex while exhibiting no interest at all. Putting forth no effort - not even a glance.

"Vickle noticed a girl who interested him. He stood by the bar sipping his beer waiting for her to approach..."

He is using the slow creep method to get the girl.

by biblicone June 06, 2007

slow fap

just like the slow clap, but instead of clappin', everybody's fappin'.

it was halftime and we were losing big. in an effort to boost morale, craig started a slow fap. before we knew it, every one of us blew our loads. we lost 77-6.

by mrtuggles July 03, 2013

The Slow Blink

A facial expression generally put to use when someone has just said or done something incredibly stupid. The slow blink is a little more subtle than a face palm.

Jenna Marbles is the master of the slow blink.

by MoonageDaydream73 October 30, 2014

Brooklyn Slow

A term given to someone who is not diagnosed with any mental illness, yet shows signs of very severe slow thinking.

Wow, that's got to be the stupidest statement I have ever heard. They must be Brooklyn Slow.

by Kungs1202 February 03, 2022

Slow Jamz

It is music that is slow and romantic, that you can have sex too.

Turn on those Slow Jamz so we can do it baby...

by HepatitisSean43 November 16, 2016

Slow to woa

Wasted as fuck

"Oh god what is even l
Don't enemy now
..just dropped phone
I set the doors on slow morons
This is having stock
Freaking sick
Sorry totally choked 15 shoes
Shots
Totally gonna Rahway this when I'm sobee
What even is that?
Thank god for autocorrect
Good dawns you like
Jscj
Hold on his hook up with someone
So drunk wtx
Will see is I even find one
No
I'm fine I swaer
Thaw bouncer guy didn't tell me to drink waver or anything
God how drunk am I?
Feels killed bwfitness I
Feels killed Benson?
What is even happening?
Totally gonna he hey first k
The kiss
Tonight
Jk
Know absolutely
Not hotels
^girld
Slow to woa"
-wasted person to your groupchat

by GeneralSherman January 29, 2016

Slow War

This is a war that is only visible when the big pattern is revealed over time. If you could play the seemingly-isolated events of a slow war in speeded-up time, its real nature would be visible

Sine the end of the 19th century, the U.S. has been conducting a slow war against Latin America. Sometimes the individual battles are heated and seem like a real war. At other times its an invasion here, a coup there, economic pressure by treaties, deals with authoritarian dictators, etc. Run it all together and see the big picture and its one big, long imperial adventure--a slow war.

by neotropicus January 20, 2011