a tall, usually Irish dude who will make you laugh until your stomach hurts or until you pee yourself. He's a very attractive guy who will make you feel that you have a purpose in this world, other than breathing. If you know a Scott, grab him and never, EVER let him go.
by potatoe.calendar February 28, 2017

Scott, the one that’s usually an asshole. He usually works at Lowe’s home improvement and has no manners. He curses like a sailor while getting raped in the ass. He has an incredibly small penis as well.
by the man with the big peen June 26, 2019

When your friends with a Scott you know you've hit the jackpot the girls line up wet to there core for him and he any afraid to share with his best friends
by Bulletclub4life November 22, 2017

Total mug just a bloke with no friends and is always plastered like a total bender just bottom line is a total dick
by Scottoooyess October 23, 2019

The act of jizzing on a man’s face while yelling the name Smorse. Often found in the field of civil engineering.
by smorse3303 November 15, 2010

Scott is the biggest and loudest fag the face of the earth. Scotts enjoy a nice kiss on the lips from their fathers, and are always up for surprise anal
by E.arth June 26, 2016
