Jessica

Pretty great at listening. Hard to have a bad time. Always fun to hang out with. Great driver even when texting. Incabable of storing any type of body heat. Pronounces pastel weird. Obessed with dinosaurs and comfy hoodies. Plays mostly support. Probably never gonna get out of archon; plays like an immortal. Eats like there's a famine. Mostly survives from multiple servings of take out. Goes great with sour cream, butter, and green onions. "I am an OK person," said by Jessica. Overall, would do it again.
Jessica, where are you going?
Did you use your clarity, Jessica?
by absenceofcolor February 7, 2023
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Jessica

A girl who lights lots of stuff on fire. She's hot and beautiful but when you get on her nerves, you better watch out. She's a firecracker. Sweet, and smiley until you push her buttons. She is very intelligent, and often very horny. If you want her, tell her. She'll eat you up. Literally.
Jessica smiled sweetly at the girl across the room and pulled the trigger.
by KittyKatty905 May 15, 2022
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Jessica

the most amazing, kind, generous and beautiful girl in the entire world. She makes the world stop whenever she looks at you, she’s breathtaking, ethereal even. She’s loveable and precious and totally hilarious. And we know that if you lose her, you’ll regret it for eternity. We all love a Jessica xx
Did you see Jessica today, she took my breath away.
My gorgeous and ethereal sister is named Jessica.
by NameAnalysis January 10, 2021
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Jessica

Is the funniest, craziest person who laughs at nearly everything... even though sometimes people don't know why she's laughing. She has a contagious smile and everyone comes to her for relationship advice, even though she is single as a pringle. She is very kind-hearted and will always go out of her way to do things for other poeple
Oh dear, something has made Jessica laugh again
Jessica is always laughing!
after giving relationship advide: "How are you still single?!"
by FlubberJubber November 20, 2016
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Jessica

The nastiest, most evil, slut on earth.
She tricked him into marriage by getting pregnant and then cheated on him constantly. Never trust a Jessica, pure evil.
by Sicofjessicathelyingslut February 9, 2018
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Jessica

Jessica is an amazing, kind hearted, intelligent, and breathtakingly beautiful girl. She’s been through a lot and has been hurt, broken, and manipulated, so if you meet Jessica, treat her right and make sure to shower her with your unconditional love and support. If you happen to have a relationship with Jessica then hold onto her tight and treat her right.

As for a note to MY Jessica, I love you with all my heart and i’m so glad I met you because I don’t know where i’d be today if I never met you because you make my life worth living and you have no idea how lucky I am to have such an amazing, kind hearted, and beautiful girl in my life who loves me just as much as I love you, you’re a queen and I hope to be able to spoil you and shower you with my love and support in our future and I hope that someday we get married and hopefully have kids and grow old together 🥺 you’re so special to me and no one could ever replace you in my life. Now I know I left you and i’m so so sorry that I did and I regret it, because I love you with all my heart and i’m so lucky that you gave me the chance to fix things with us. Now, I don’t know about you, but I’ve never loved someone as much as I love you, hell I even started eaten healthier and drinking a lot more water because with you in my life, I have a reason to be healthy. You give me purpose and ya know what, you’re perfect for me, and I every day, I fall deeper and deeper in love with you and you’re amazing personality 🥺💗❤️😘😜
I love you with all my heart and soul Jessica 🥺“ - James
by Darth Malgus June 1, 2020
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Jessica

the act of sleeping with muliple amount of male species; can also mean saying "i love you" after two weeks of dating.
Why are you being a Jessica ?!
by Eliego February 25, 2008
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