Joe

A guy named Joe is guaranteed to have a fucking huge cock. 'Nuff said.

"You see Joe there? He has a ginormous dong"

by Totally Not Joe October 1, 2012

Joe

Usually a tall individual who is generally good with musical instruments

"Did you see that tall guy rippin that solo?"
"Yeah man that guy plays like a joe."

by Leroy Smith January 6, 2008

joe

In Philly, "joe" originally meant "extra hype." If someone were to be overly excited or anxious about something, you would tell them "stop actin' joe." However, over time it came to just mean "actin' stupid."

(extra hype) "Yo, where is our food? I'm hungry!"
"Dude, stop actin' joe and just chill."

by Little J August 5, 2006

On the joe

The act of being high on spice

We're on the joe this evening aren't we boys?

by xxxswagmasterxxx December 18, 2018

Joe

The one guy who leads you on and breaks your heart

Joe aka Jojo the one heart breaker

by BABYDREWCIFER February 24, 2020

Joe

You just generally suck. Your the type to ask out the person you hate for a joke. Your addicted to your iPhone 4 and play games that are from when your parents were kids. Your into brunettes and have one best friend. You sit in a group of active people to make your self look active then play on you iPhone 4 with your one friend.

Why is joe with us?
He’s looking for a place to play on his iPhone 4

by Camel bananas March 16, 2020

Joe

An offensive joke that also sometimes is a mysterious "being" because thats your mum lol you fucking nitwit

Person: You know joe is in the kitchen
Person 2: who is joe?
Person: Joe mama!
Person 2: How dare you! *cries*

by Im your father after 15 years October 19, 2019