Dave

Dave is the sexiest name known to man, Dave is used in the context of a spiders name ; the spider has to be thicc and hairy for it to class as a Dave

Gerrard:Guess what Harrie! A Dave was on my wall
Harrie: Are you sure it was a Dave.Was it thicc and hairy?
Gerrard:You bet, it crawled all over my face!

by Ash-Dave Krystee-Dave April 16, 2019

dave’s

dave’s is literally wendy’s but better. wendy didn’t do crap. PERIOD.

dave’s is so much better
wendy didn’t do crap

by hansyddave August 7, 2020

Dave

Dave is a tall & adorable tsundere guy with cute ears. Has a phobia of cats and doesn't like people telling him to drink milk. HELLA TALENTE D 10/10 WOULD STAN IF AN IDOL !!!

Friend: Whoa who's that tall Chinese guy??

Me: Idk but he looks like a Dave 2 me

by eyynunewmoose February 3, 2017

Dave

A very bent man with no hair and can be found teaching geography in the uni of gayness

Bro he be a Dave

by Female jacculant sex bot December 8, 2019

Dave

A close relation to the Neanderthal , generally on the lower IQ spectrum often appear as delusional. They commonly struggle with the basic understanding and completion of rudemental tasks.

They commonly dwell in the darks corners of twitter, making up conspiracy theories whilst praying on anyone that has any form of complex opinion. The Dave's actually sustain their presence on are worldly plain by reducing the IQs of the people that come in contact with them.

Twitter user: "These flat earthers are ridiculous"
Dave: "World flat! il kill your entire family with rock"

by LittleZeus September 26, 2020

Dave

A term used to refer to the laziest person in a group.

Oh man, I was the dave of the party.

by RapperJorge June 12, 2019

Dave

A shit mechanic from South africa

Do nt do that,that's what Dave would do

by G dogo February 25, 2022