Muthafucking stupid ass goofy

I only do this because of the mug ad

*Mike falls like a cartoon because he looks down*
Person below: You're a muthafucking stupid ass goofy.

by zuuuuup March 30, 2023

Ass Traveled

When you meet a dude off Grindr, and remember how good his dick felt inside you, so much that it feels like you time travelled back to when you hooked up with them.

Yo, Alex fucked me so good it's like I Ass Traveled back to the night he was beating my guts up!

by TheAssTraveler November 21, 2021

National Grab Ass Day

On August 1st it’s national grab ass day, get prepared to get your ass grabbed

“Hey man did you know today is national grab ass day *grabs ass*”

by Kenz9 August 1, 2022

Gay ass

To go looking for LGBTQ action.

We should drive separate because I think she's going to gay ass afterward which I don't think I want to do.

by PeopleLikeUs January 7, 2020

National grab a niggas ass day

15th of December is national grab a niggas ass day so what are you waiting for, grab that ass

National grab a niggas ass day-Approach a nigga and grab, slap that ass

by Thatbitch.LayLay December 12, 2021

im on my ass

something you would say when you are super drunk/high but at the same time relaxed.

“im on my ass now that i took 2 bong hits and an edible

by aidenthetank December 9, 2020

Pussy ass bitch

It means someone is a huge dick or just a asswhole

Jimmy neutron is a pussy ass bitch for cheating on me

by Isuckurgirlspussy June 6, 2020