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Craini-ass-tomy

A highly invasive medical procedure to remove a persons head which has been firmly planted
up their own ass, causing a severe case of (see analretinosis).
Man, life really sucks and it’s your fault. I gotta get that craini-ass-tomy I’ve been needing.
by Commonsense mofo June 15, 2018
mugGet the Craini-ass-tomymug.

Ass Mane

The tuft of hair rising from a persons ass crack to their lower back region.
While at the beach, Jerry’s ass mane was clearly visible above his bathing suit.

Marcia, my husbands ass mane is so thick I grab it for leverage when having sex.
by Whisker Country July 20, 2021
mugGet the Ass Manemug.

Waffle ASS

When you have been sitting in the car for over five hours and when you pull over at the local BINGO hut to pinch a loaf and your ass tingles from sitting to long and you know you have little wrinkles on you fat ASS shape like the seat.
DAD! PULL OVER. I have a bad case of Waffle ASS!
by Gilfslayer1 August 9, 2018
mugGet the Waffle ASSmug.

An egg looking ugly ass

An egg looking ugly ass is a person that has no hair line. The person normally is in his/her 40s and that fucks your mom.
Person 1: My principal is an egg looking ugly ass.

Person 2: Did you hear, he fucked your mom.
Person 1: Ohh well, She has HIV.
by Madkso June 23, 2018
mugGet the An egg looking ugly assmug.

Holdin Ass

Staying in your lane and securing a bag. Specific to being a Degen
by ChiefGroceryHead April 26, 2024
mugGet the Holdin Assmug.

ya ass

good ass- good
bad ass- good

dumb/fuck ass- bad
can also be used for a term of whole body
“move ya ass”
by axelfindsthisfunny July 2, 2021
mugGet the ya assmug.

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