Dick Brain

When your dick is so hard, you see the veins bulging out of the head.

Damn bro she so hot, I know man she’s giving me a serious case of dick Brain.

by Dick_Brain_Pain_23 November 15, 2019

absolute fucking dick head

an ‘absolute fucking dickhead’ is someone who is an absolute fucking dickhead.

e.g - tianna

“look over there! its an absolute fucking dick head

by not an absolute fucking dicked May 26, 2022

Urban Dick

An Urban Dick is someone that posts definitions on Urban Dictionary solely to insult his/her friend, ex, school, celebrity or politician. They usually use personal pronouns, real names and or inside jokes in the definition.

Man 1: I was voting the other day and say the word "Emily"
Man 2: What's that mean
Man 1: "Someone who cheats on people and acts like a bitch"
Man 2: Fuckin Urban Dicks man, they're everywhere!

by Brief Velkoz May 24, 2019

Whole animal dick energy

when a circumcised dude compares/ references the intact penis (uncircumcised ) as a wild animal (Anteater, Aardvark, Naked Mole Rat and etc.). It should be taken as a compliment.

Butthead: “I'm so glad my mom had me circumcised.
I'd hate to have a little aardvark between my legs.”
Beavis: “What?! You’re just mad that my schlong has whole animal dick energy!”

by Honey Badger 28 August 20, 2025

Dick ride day

Dick ride day is on August 4th

Jake:Stop dick riding bro.

Aiden: it's August 4th dick ride day look it up

by Dshsus August 3, 2021

Dick Schnausel

Someone that likes to schnausel the dicks

Person 1* Man matthew is such a dick schnausel

by Dick doodle March 7, 2025

big dick disorder

Having a big long dick and usually stand and walk weird

I have a big dick disorder that’s why I walk like that

by Matt Bando March 14, 2023