ass-caliber

The magnitude or severity to which one person acts like an ass.

Nicole: My co-worker sux; she's such a bitch.
Dave: I know what it's like to work with someone of that ass-caliber! My boss is probably a 90.

by Dave53213 April 6, 2006

ass hag

ass hag is a type of person who likes to insult people and when they are being insult they get offended

Kathrine is such an ass hag!!!

Kathrine gets so offended easily but when she insult people it doesnt bother her conscience. That's an ass hag!!!

by a$$hag January 23, 2012

ass guzzler

Someone who just sucks some much ass that they have the fuel economy of a hummer h2, usually reserved for shitty drivers

Nice blinker you ass guzzler or this bitch guzzles so much ass she can't even hit 40mph

by PChiddie December 20, 2017

Ass cheeks on ah white tee

Stank like your white tee after a lap dance at a ratchet strip club

Boi that shit stank like ass cheeks on ah white tee

by Narii July 1, 2024

My pussy in your uncle’s ass

Its used when a girl is getting jumped by 2 or more men and she is alone

My pussy in your uncle’s ass right you mamas soul

by Koksawy July 1, 2021

Song lyric ass nigga

A person who when in an argument quotes song lyrics to make themselves sound clever.

Ex 1: Will is such a song lyric ass nigga
Ex 2: when Will was arguing with josh he was being a song lyric ass nigga and quoting rap songs.

by ViciousTay February 26, 2018

Chair Ass

This is an ass that is caused by years of sitting in a desk and not going to the gym to squat and deadlift. You ass becomes 4 foot wide and only sticks out a few inches. Looks like a pancake and is why people start wearing suspenders to keep their pants up. It's not because the gained a bunch of weight. It's because their is no ass to hold up the pants anymore.

Bob just retired today. Company gave him a gold watch but desk jockeying for 30 years gave him chair ass. I don't think a belt will keep his pants up anymore.

by wpcustoms July 8, 2020