pile of dicks

those who are the insiders of the political system; aka: our piss poor excuse for the leaders of our government.

it might be hard for a woman to go into the profession of pile of dicks. Then again maybe not.

by Phil Ortiz Deez Nertz May 17, 2016

ghost dick

1. Someone might have ghost dick from living in a haunted house. It is essentially when a ghost is so upset by how people have treated you that they loan you their dick for a temporary amount of time. That includes astral or interdimensionally projecting that dick into someone's ass and raping them if they need to leave you alone or stop interfering in your life.

2. A sensation in your pants that occurs resulting from having been ghosted by someone online you held a romantic interest in.

Examples.
Guy 1: "When Sailor Moon wouldn't return my online messages and calls, I might have been hallucinating a little bit."
Guy 2: "Are you sure it wasn't just GHOST DICK?"

Guy 3: "You both make no sense to me."

by rorylikealion September 24, 2021

Dick jumper

A permisculous female who jumps from dick to dick

Kim is a dick jumper

by Ernie Watkins February 27, 2021

Respectful Dick

Respectful dick is a nice way to say, it wasn’t the best, but it’s doable. It’s gentle, doesn’t rearrange the guts, and you’ll be sure to walk into work the next day like nothing happened.

Jimmy’s girlfriend looks like she had a horrible night.

Yeah, he must have given her that respectful dick.

by BBCx3 June 26, 2018

Dingle Dick

Someone who is neither but still acts as if he or she either is missing a chromosome or has an extra. Often referred to as a Jeremy.

Yo Dingle Dick that glove on your hand is used to catch the ball.

by StudMuffinSeth04 July 5, 2019

Tazer dick

Dirty Cops.

That damn tazer dick pulled me over and roughed me up .. fuck that guy!!

by grimpin1 March 16, 2018

Accessory Dick

The sidelining of a female sexual encounter by a man or multiple men. The men are available in penis and in spirit as accessories to the extent that the female participants desire.

If you girls want to do a three way tonight, we will be the accessory dick.

by The Deal Makers May 28, 2019