spanky my hanky

Spanking a hot chicks backside.

Back up and spanky my hanky.

by Lnle February 9, 2017

oh my guide

incorrect pronunciation of "oh my god" used when a particularly shocking scene unfolds

"oh my guide! oh my guide!" the girl exclaimed as the BASE jumpers leapt off the building and parachuted to the ground below.

by nowimupset January 8, 2021

Scratchin in my record shop

goes with blizzm with my flip flop, means, you gonna be playing tonight?!

"YO!!! blizzm with my flip flop!! scratchin in my record shop!"

by Matt January 15, 2004

suck my dictionary

When you want to make a dirty joke that most people will get, unless you're a woman.

Bobby: Hey Phil, Fuck you and Suck my Dictionary!
Phil: Screw off Jackass!

by TheJmes199 February 10, 2024

On my dead manz

Saying on my dead manz is like say on god, on my dead friend and best friend

1: on my dead manz I did that shi.

2: yo bruh on my dead manz I’ll slap you

by Dareal.z3 December 8, 2023

jimin to my tae

expressing that the two are soulmates (platonic or not) and are meant for each other forever

"ginna is the jimin to my tae <3"

by mikasun March 25, 2021

i wet my self...!

when u get real scared, u laughed to hard, or chugged 1/2 bottles of water (totaly didnt happen to me)

here is real story
me: truth or dare?
friend: dare
me: wghars ur dare
friend: drink 1/ 2 bottles of water
20 minutes later
me: uh oh
friend: dude you have to be kiddng me
me: i wet my self...!
friend: laughs so hard*

by i eat air November 1, 2025