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When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.
Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”

Gary:”Meow”

(Robert explodes)
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Slob on my knob

Slob on my knob
She’s absolutely slobbing on that knob!
by Big agnus August 14, 2025
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Someone at Australia is my cousin but that in law whom I just met is over.
Someone at Australia is my cousin but that in law whom I just met is over.
by syafinaz? October 22, 2023
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Will You Be My First?

This question is only asked by virgins, and it's a subtle way to ask "will you have sex with me"
WC: "Babe, will you be my first?"
RO: "Of course."
by Barney Calhoun Clone 3045 January 17, 2023
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fuck my chungus life

A phrase used to express utter resentment for one's life (chungus life)

Someone who would like to fuck their chungus life would often struggle with many inconveniences in their life (including getting chained up all the time or something)
This phrase was originally coined by author Sadeem Alassiri in her book "Prefer Not to Say", but was later popularized on tiktok by influencer Najd Alhusayni
fuck my chungus life bro (after getting chained up all the time or something --> masculine connotations)
by yahyaa888 October 29, 2025
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