Every narcissistic parent's favorite argument, only rivaled by "if you don't like it, move out". Expect to be told that even if you help pay bills/rent/mortgage/utilities.
Kid: "Hey, could you please turn the music down? It's 3am, and I have college classes in the morning"
Parent: "My house my rules! You sleep on your own time!"
Parent: "My house my rules! You sleep on your own time!"
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You're the very first person to make me feel this way.
I like talking to you,
those late night calls,
unplanned movie night and everything that we do.
I like- no, i love everything about you.
your eyes, your face, your laugh, your cute smile, your sweet and calming voice, your hands waving hi and you singing and talking without knowing you're not muted.
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You're the very first person to make me feel this way.
I like talking to you,
those late night calls,
unplanned movie night and everything that we do.
I like- no, i love everything about you.
your eyes, your face, your laugh, your cute smile, your sweet and calming voice, your hands waving hi and you singing and talking without knowing you're not muted.
i'm thankful that i've met you, and that i have you.
i love you.
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