Ass Face

Someone who is a total ass, someone who is being unreasonable or stupid

Girl #1: Omfg, that new girl Keisha is sooo rude.

Girl #2: I know, she is such an Ass Face.

by Idekwhattochooseformypseudonym November 10, 2019

at the crack of Satan's ass

At dawn or early in the morning, whenever the sun is rising. Especially if you are a late-night person or typically don't wake up prior to 8:00 AM or later.

I had to wake up at the crack of Satan's ass this morning.

by fuzzywasabear April 7, 2024

Chapless ass

When the ass puckers

Me: I could really go for some chapless ass
The entire xbox party: ;×

by Me_the_one February 23, 2020

A Murder in The Ass

A massive headache or real pain in general. Something ultra annoying to deal with altogether.

I tried opening a new bank account yesterday at Wells Fargo. Wells Fargo is a murder in the ass. They constantly lock my account if I get my password wrong more than twice and I can’t fix it until I call or go into one of there branches.

by OrangeCandyBar April 26, 2022

March Slap Ass

this month is march and is the third month of the year and because the word ass this month will be honor slapping asses this will be one of the few months the you can slap your friends , girls ass you just need to say march slap ass (this is not gay ) so for this whole month you can slap anyone ass

me:one day I slapped a girls ass she got mad but i told her the it was march slap ass

by Guzman_boy February 13, 2020

most ass ui design

a horrifically repulsive system architecture design made by Momin Jafri for CSS370 from the University of Washington. used notably for HealthyMe app

'Bro wtf that the most ass ui design i've ever seen' - Syed

by Stryx_ May 30, 2023

Fat ass

The fattest piece of white dog shit u have ever seen he looks like a dogs asshole and he’s fat as hell if you saw him your jaw would drop and just cry looking at his lactating boobs

He’s a huge fat ass

by FATPEOPLESUCKSBALLS July 20, 2018