Like "the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree", but the parent is a douchebag and the child is one too.
Man 1: Look at that little brat stealing candy while his dad’s screaming at the cashier for a refund.
Man 2: Shit doesn’t fall far from the ass.
Man 2: Shit doesn’t fall far from the ass.
by Kallofox August 02, 2022
A pressed ass bitch is a girl who keeps texting or posting her ex who is now your boyfriend and she already has a boyfriend buhh wants all your attention so you can pop her dead in her shit🤣💯
by Mindyours.com February 21, 2019
A Canadian Dry Ass Job (in all caps) is when a nigger (male) puts his balls into a 18 year old chink (male) and then pours Canadian dry all over the chinks booty cheeks. Lastly, they both start doing 69 and lick each others cheeks and poop.
Braydon: Yo I just gave Jaden a Canadian Dry Ass Job (CDAJ)
Ethan: Kys bro that was my little brother
Braydon: Mb cuh
Ethan: Nigger looking pedophile
Ethan: Kys bro that was my little brother
Braydon: Mb cuh
Ethan: Nigger looking pedophile
by MOnkeyu June 12, 2023
Jennifer lacks depth, doesn't have street smarts. She is an ass rim. Faking it with no clue. Jennifer is an ass rim
by Rad007 November 08, 2018
The unholy ass of God himself. Tiny, unable to be seen. The person who thinks they have a nicks ass is a pedophile.
by illuminaryy October 13, 2021
National Eat Ass Day is a day on August 10th where you find some one and eat their ass (with consent silly). You will have to literally Kevin Gates that ass to make the day successful.
“Hey. Did you know it was National Eat Ass Day today?”
“No. But how does it work”
“So basically, I have to eat your ass today”
“That’s fine. Let’s do it”😈
“No. But how does it work”
“So basically, I have to eat your ass today”
“That’s fine. Let’s do it”😈
by FreekNikk August 10, 2024
by That One Your Married To October 20, 2020