laundry turtle steamship

when your left pinkie finger spontaniusly cobusts

woah that was quite a laundry turtle steamship right??? can i put my balls in yo jaw?

by sargent alphonzo shreddedchees October 4, 2021

Caramel Turtle

The trademark of grandmothers everywhere. Sweet, chewy, and hard to eat with braces. Needs several napkins for consumption, as it's so delicious, it causes massive amounts of drool. Very fattening.

Jinny: Poor Leona couldn't fit into her expensive homecoming dress!

Kimmi: Guess she ate too many caramel turtles.

by Elsbethromeo September 15, 2009

turtle

Turtle is a verb that describes when a player in the video game fortnite builds himself a 1 by 1 base and hides in it.

yo check that player over there he‘s turtling!

Dude i‘m low on health lets turtle

by vicitarian December 31, 2018

punch the turtle

To attempt something that does have a small chance of success - but will likely end in failure and pain.

Did you hear how Josh and Christel are trying to create new slang? They're trying to punch the turtle with that...

by JBonesMcGee March 30, 2019

Hardcore Turtle

A gay YouTuber who also posts on pornhub. Probably has Corona virus.

Stay away from that fucking hardcore turtle.

by Hardcoret March 12, 2020

skin turtle

when your penis slides back in to the foreskin of an uncut male.

did you see that cock slide back into his skin turtle.

by luluboogy June 16, 2018

Turtle

A word that describes a beautiful animal that deserves to be saved but has lost its meaning because VSCO girls took it and made it into a weird trend.

And i oop, SaVE tHe tUrtLES!
No really, save the turtles.

by A Stupid cat June 29, 2021