Salmuttotabreabittlecochicarrochopotatie Pie Cake

a lethal food object found in a mod in a game called "minecraft".

detective: i am sorry tto say this, but your firend is dead.

guy: oh no! how did he die?!

detective: he died while eating a Salmuttotabreabittlecochicarrochopotatie Pie Cake

guy:...heh?

by edalbonhcet ot ebircsbus May 1, 2021

milk-spread pie

The real name for cheesecake.

Hey uncle Tom, can you cut me a piece of that milk-spread pie? It looks delicious!

by thisisnottony January 19, 2013

Illinois pot pie

The act of shitting on a dick, riding it, then using the shit as a shampoo and conditioner

"Yeah my girl gave me an Illinois pot pie last night. "
"Nice!"

by Gayyyyyy November 14, 2016

milwaukee cream pie

In reference to Jeffrey Dahmer's killings, when a person busts a nut into one's asshole, however they are killed and butchered before it leaves the body. The torso still filled with ejaculate is then frozen in a fridge for later digestion. Thus making a human Boston cream pie, but the name was cleverly changed to Milwaukee as that is where Jeffrey Dahmer killed people.

Jeffrey Dahmer was known for his great Milwaukee Cream Pies.

by Beepboopboppow October 19, 2018

vanilla pudding pie

When your girlfriend gives you a yeast infection on your dick, so to treat it, she puts a monistat in and let's you fuck her.

My dick is getting itchy. I think I'll ask my girlfriend for another vanilla pudding pie.

by Wasteofmyfiveminues October 15, 2012

Crusty Hoo-pie

A nasty-ass Ho's nasty-ass

"Bitch, Don't nobody want a slice of your Crusty Hoo-pie smelling like death n' shit"

by IdntgivaFOX January 16, 2020

Whorema cream pie

Cheater whore trifling hoe skank cunt

My ex is a whorema cream pie. She's the snaggle toothed nasty sour cream that goes down instead of up. A Whorema cream pie will fuck anyone except her husband. A Whorma creme pie will keep her ex's last name and tell everyone he cheated although every neice and nephew knows differently.

by Robbin Robinson March 9, 2019