Internet Condom

A VPN, or anything that mostly masks what you do online.

Person 1: Hey, do you know any good Internet Condoms?
Person 2: Mullvad is a good option.

by brodean3 March 23, 2024

Internet

A online site that is crazy for exploring including other people to meet online. Internet is a simple place we're you are able to look up any information that you need to help in your society

Hey dude what are you doing?

Nothing... Just on the internet

by Simpletasks February 16, 2019

black internet

it represents a bad connection of internet that is laggy or high ping

nigga, your internet is black.
this black internet is so slow.

by hotwheelsnigga August 21, 2023

internet genius

Someone who is genius at the internets.

Example: Hey, look that guy, he can start his Netflix at his phone while connected with it on the laptop on stupid wifi. He is an internet genius.
Example2: Having an iPad in Eastern Europe makes you an internet genius!

by nerdygirlfg March 15, 2020

Internet

A place with a shitload of shit, like pr0n, thirst traps, bad music and etc. But also great things like cute cats and games.

My internet got shut off yesterday, i got crazy and i drinked my cat's piss

by aughhhhh November 30, 2022

Internet all'Italiana

(Translated: Italian Internet)
when your internet connection slows down, in Italy it is known that it is one of the countries with the worst internet connection in the world.

-What the F*ck! My internet connection is like a Internet all'Italiana

-F*ck!! I can't play with this Internet all'Italiana

by Rose Lavillant March 18, 2020

Internet Children

Internet children
A minor or group of minors who preform sexual acts*pay for playbased services offer pedophiles and degenerates content that usually involves the exploitation of children for sexual gain.

Person#1:what's wrong with you, searching for Internet children on the internet.
Person#2: I need help.
Person#1: I'm calling the fbi dawg, this is illegal.

by Michelthegreatest November 16, 2023