Cookie Monster Show

A term commonly used by actors to describe a theatrical production that they are in when they are aware that ultimately the audience will hate the show or that the show will simply suck.

Dude I'm in a total fucking cookie monster show! This sucks. The Director is crazy, half the cast can't act, the set looks like it was built by a bunch of fifth graders. No one is going to come see this piece of shit.

by The Dark Lord of Bass December 29, 2007

COOKIE MAKING SESSIONS

A subtle and seemingly innocent way to ask someone to come round and engage in sexual activities. This is often used in group chats or in the presence of others or family.
The innocence of the phrase stops most from seeing the real meaning of the phrase unless expecting it.
Unfortunately cookies are often not made in these sessions

*in a group/group chat*
Hey ____ want to come over for a COOKIE MAKING SESSIONS later?

Yeah sure, that sounds fun

by ggij031 September 1, 2016

cookie monster eyes

a person who has eyes that look around the store

the old man who works at a hot dog stand has cookie monster eyes

by ant-tony July 31, 2009

Cookies ‘n Cream

When you have anal sex with someone with an unwashed ass, pull out and then ejaculate on their face.

Dumbass 1: “Hey, did you hear Frank fucked Melissa?”

Dumbass 2: “Yeah bro, he gave her the cookies ‘n cream.”

by Ya_niggist December 31, 2022

Cookie Dough Cough

A bad chest cold accompanied by the hacking up of pale, thick mucous that resembles cookie dough.

I think something is going around at work. I came down with a sore throat and a cookie dough cough.

by Detr May 16, 2013

Frost Queen Cookie

BEST COOKIE!1!1!1!1! BETTER THAN ECLAIR number #1 cookie in crk frost queen>>>

Frost queen cookie is the best cookie

by Frost queen Cookie stan August 20, 2022

protect the cookie juice

Protecting something from being taken, stolen, or destroyed. This object could be anything meaningful to something absolutely ridiculous.

Richard knew that Chuck would come over and drink all of his beer, so he went back to protect the cookie juice.

by privatepizza117 March 23, 2010