January 5

National get a bf day

“I want a boyfriend” “okay it’s January 5th so I can be your boyfriend today.”

by Beyonce.vs.karen January 5, 2022

No Jerk off January

In the month of january you are not aloud to masturbate in any way. Its like NNN but nutting and sex is allowed

-Hey Jimmy, no jerking off while watching porn cause Its no jerk off january

by Minecrafter69_420 November 4, 2019

January 26

Give your female friend your hoodie

January 26 give your friend your hoodie

by Shaundaman January 25, 2022

January 17th

January 17th is National Short People Day!

Make sure to thank your short friends for existing, otherwise you're a terrible person.
Short people are also not allowed to be made fun of on this day so they finally get a break from getting made fun of.

Person: Hey dude it's January 17th!
Short Person: What in the world is that?
Person: It's National Short People Day, congrats on being short!
Short Person: Oh ok.

by Apperition_of_death January 15, 2021

January

January is national minecraft day. If your girl is calling you, nah your playing minecraft it’s more important

Girl: ‘’can you FaceTime?’’
Boy: ‘’no I’m playing minecraft’’

Boy: it’s January, you know what that means?

by A minecraft veteran October 6, 2020

January 17th

January 17th is national cat day. You cuddle your cat(s) and spend the day with them, Cat owned or not you can draw cats instead. <Cat3

Its january 17th

by Cannibalistic ^_~ February 10, 2022

january 1st

national manifisent daisy a boyfriend day !
everyone who sees this must manifest daisy a boufirend

"omg its january 1st"
"oh shoot i better manifest my hot emo friend a boyfriend!!!"

by hot girl asf December 31, 2021