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wax the cunt

‘Wax the cunt’ is a phrase often used in Loftus and the surrounding areas in the Teesside region. It’s most commonly passed from one friend to another when one has won money on maybe a gambler or on a bet or just simply mentions he has been paid recently. Can also be used for drugs instead of money.

Waxing essentially means blowing it
1) person A:
yes mate, just won 80 bar on the fruity there”
Person B:

“Fucking niceone son, wax the cunt!”

2)

Person A:
“Big bag of beak in my pocket for later”
Person B:

“Yes let’s go crackers and get the cunt waxed”

Definition: to blow/spend/use all of something very quickly
by RuleBritanniaaaa March 30, 2018
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Cunt-mudgeon

A cranky 'ol bitch. The female version of a curmudgeon. Typically fashion with a bulldog face, a fat ass, and a wig – like short hairdo.
No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't put a smile on that old cunt-mudgeon's face. 'Ol bitch.
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Cunt-chan

Man that naruto cosplayer is a cunt-chan
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cunt much?

Rhetorical question / Emphatic statement.

1. Question posed to someone who is acting like a total cunt.
2. Statement made to someone acting like a total cunt.
Erin: Then I told my ex-husband I was going to screw him over on the house.
Therapist: Cunt much?

Erin: I really think you should give me the last piece of cheese cake because you're fat.
Co-worker: Cunt much.
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A farage of cunts

The collective noun for a load of cunts, predominantly in the uk and europe.
I have never seen such a farage of cunts before.

Look at that farage of cunts over there!
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Cunt Shitter

(noun)
Someone who eats so much pussy that they shit cunt.
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Cunt Shitter
MINDY: Jimmy eats so much pussy that he shits cunt; he is a real cuntshitter.

JIMMY: Only when I see a Mindy!
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shifty cunt

Someone who is pretending to be your friend but who will turn you in for his own good by any chance at any given time.
In other words a backstabber, a rat or a snitch.
My work mate ask me to go have drink with him tonight to talk about problems he has with the boss and the company.
Due to similar problems I agreed and did have a drink and a pretty good chat with him that night, but the very next day I got fired because that shifty cunt told the boss all of what I told him last night.
Now he moved up to my previous position.
by Wulfie Woof Woof February 5, 2021
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