Vestigal Text

A text message wherein the original thread is seriously out of date

Tom - Did you read my new test?
Emmett - Yes but it included that fucking vestigal text thread that you sent me 6 months ago and I got confused

by Salinasone November 18, 2021

trey text me back

when u r sending funny texts to ur boyfriend and hes not answering u

trey text me back bro

by bingbong!!!! February 7, 2022

text

text goes here

text goes here

by [e-mail] February 9, 2022

Ex girlfriend happy birthday text

I want to fuck you again

He hit his ex girlfriend with the happy birthday text man is down bad he wants to fuck her again.Ex girlfriend happy birthday text

by pp cc uu October 2, 2021

Drive-by text

When a person has ghosted someone they have had an intimate relationship with, but then shoots off random text either because they want something from them or is designed to keep them thinking it's not over when it is.

He totally ghosted his wife, but he shoots her a drive-by text once in while when he needs something.

by Robin_1986 October 16, 2021

National Text Your Crush Day

On September 24 you text your crush and it’s ok if *insert pronouns here* reject(s) you at least you don’t have to wonder what if

You: hey it’s National Text Your Crush Day so, wanna be my *were gonna say person*
Crush: omg yesss

by dëēź ñūtż September 20, 2021

National “don’t text your crush day”

On one day a year, nobody texts their crush (unless there’s an emergency).
This means that if you don’t get a text from your crush, then perhaps she/he might like you back. In any case it relieves some stress and you have an excuse not to text her/him.

I didn’t text my crush on National “don’t text your crush day”.

by 000.04.0005 July 24, 2021