ham handshake

when two girls slap they titties together

u see those girls goin in on that ham handshake

by coolguydantheman December 23, 2016

july ham

Watermelon… The centerpiece meal of every hood bbq

Yo yo, lemme get a piece of that July ham, it’s hot as fuck out here

by PuffyRI June 19, 2022

ham and cheese curtain show

one who has to spread the beef curtains, aka vagina lips, to get to the vagina due to saggyness

i wanted to pork Helga until i seen the ham and cheese curtain show.

by blahbalh12 January 30, 2015

ham-hop

ham and cheese croissant generally sold to after hour bar patrons

the ham-hop was so warm the cheese and ham where bubbling inside the croissant

by john-lindsay September 13, 2013

Gray Ham

Gray Ham is an individual who is horny about 92.2% of the time, has had sex with every cousin of his bloodline. He’s usually ginger and often can be heard talking about Manchester United and Marcus Rashford. He is built like a twig, with ankles made of styrofoam

“Todd is such a Gray Ham. He’s always horny!”
“A Gray Ham never has friends!”

by Imonurmom July 02, 2023

Hanging Ham

A noun used to describe a hanging cliterous

That girl has a hanging ham

by LizzieWest Aka Jade😝😂 March 15, 2018

B-Ham

An all around stud. The greatest farter of all-time!

Wow, that guy is such a B-Ham!!

by BFF#1 September 08, 2008