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Ring around the dactyl

When a chick is performing the pterodactyl, the guys rotate positions so that each one can get some dactyl spit on their dick.
That little ho wanted to play ring around the dactyl, so we all saddled up and rotated on that bitch until bukkake time.
by Jereth Cutestory February 17, 2010
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legendary ring of weeaboo

The "ring" that is worn on the "finger" of a jizzard which allows them to harmonize with their weeb kin in turn navigating the dark records of their browser history without "feeling it".
Jizzard: Aw man! My legendary ring of weeaboo is too big for my "finger" desu!
by Sand Acres July 16, 2016
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Minnesota Wedding Ring

When any other person besides ones self puts a ring finger up ones butt and spins around on said finger leaving a mark called "The Minnesota Wedding Ring".
"I thought me and my homie were not chill anymore until he gave me a Minnesota Wedding Ring."
by minnesotaweddingring March 22, 2024
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Florida ring of death

The crescent shaped area of the back of your neck that isn’t covered by your shirt or buff. 99% chance of getting skin cancer in the ring.
By the time hank was 45 his Florida ring of death looked like the thing from fantastic 4
by Flyassfeller10 May 3, 2021
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gum ring

Johnny gave Jessica a Gum ring shows the word "gum ring" being defined.
by babypiratesnapchat2 February 5, 2023
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Ring light

A light to hold you phone that breaks too fucking easily
Person 1: dude my ring light broke again

Person 2: again? That’s the 16th time this month

Person 1: I mean that’s ring lights for ya
by Thedemonftheinternet October 28, 2020
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Ring of Fire

A circular red or yellow ring that appears on the shaft of the Penis
Oh my god I fucked this whore now I have the Ring of Fire on my dick
by Hilary4Prison May 24, 2019
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