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joe up

All this homework is gonna completely joe up my weekend.
by the93owner January 19, 2011
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Farmer Joe

Some 30-40-year-old toxic dumbass who lives in the US, you should call someone Farmer Joe when someone is being toxic in your game.
by chillp0rtal September 28, 2020
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Joe Certified

A term describing a particular type of woman. A "Joe Certified" woman must be over 5'10", under 110lbs, with "C" cups or larger. Hair color is not required to be blonde, but blondes do get extra points, as does that slightly slutty look.
Check out that bitch, she's 100% "Joe Certified"
by Midnightjoe July 8, 2011
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Joe moment

The act of sharing something that everyone already knows and presenting it like it is a new thing.
Joe posted Freezing Moon by Mayhem and pinged black hence the expression: Joe moment
by czar_of_romeris_empire August 8, 2020
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Joe McCall

Name of a man who is superior in every way to all other human being's. His apearence is so amazingly awesome, some call him the definition of perfect.any physical activity that can be named, this person exceeds above all others at. Sexiest man that will ever live, he attracts women in mere miliseconds without even trying. People who know someone with this name should keep an eye on there wifes or girlfriends because they will almost automaticlay be attracted to this person and leave you. Also has THE largest penis ever accounted for in history
"wow did you see him hes so sexy and perfect his name must be joe Mccall"
"That guy is sooo a joe mccall!"
by wakafloka34ry5 October 28, 2011
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joe beers

A beer that has been drunk, but not to it's full potential with the intention of impressing your friends with your total beer count. Leaving up to anything less than 3/4 full.
Friend 1: "Omg there's so much leftover beer in these cans!"
Friend 2: "Yeah, those are Joe Beers if I've ever seen one"
by Jake Yerman December 31, 2013
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Kentucky Joe

Drunker than everyone else.
Drinking a large amount for more than a few consecutive days, then drinking some more.
The state of being drunk the day after a night of drinking.
Passing out at work or a public function due to heavy drinking the night before.
Drinking enough at a bar that the waitress starts to bring you water everytime you order a drink.
I drank a bottle and half of whiskey last night, looks like I am going to pull a Kentucky Joe and try it again tonight!

Look at Kentucky Joe doing the head bob, man he was wasted last night.......again.

Kentucky Joe is only getting water now! That waitress isn't going to put up with his drunk ass again.
by 3dPulp March 4, 2010
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