cock block

moms whose always around gettin in the way of gettin "busssaay"

Bf: So 2nites the nite, rite?
Gf: Sorri but my moms always home when i get back..shes a total COCKBLOCK.

by sidy June 30, 2005

"[Bend] the [Block]"

Come around the corner to your crib.

Girl, watcha gonna do when I "Bend the Block" and roll up to your crib in my brand new drop.

by CeeLow September 22, 2008

Rock Block

When you try to get into a sold out concert but are denied. Punned form of cock block.

Man, we tried to get in to see The Blow but we were rock blocked.

by Chris Pez September 6, 2007

Francesca Lia Block

The fantastic writer of dreamy books that take place in California and New York. They contain Mabs, homosexual love, punk pixies. She wrote the Weetzie Bat and I was a Teenage Fairy.

I can't get enough Block books.

by Pink Ginger May 2, 2005

Cocks on different blocks

Female equivalent of "Hoes in different area codes"

"Cassandra is such a skank"
"Yeah she has Cocks on different blocks"

by Thejobber August 31, 2012

new kids on the block

the o.g. of bubble gum boy bands

get that new shit off the block

by Bem Suggs December 8, 2003

Writer's cock block

When you can't seem to finish writing a song or poem that is sure to get you laid upon completion

-"So when you showed Laura that poem you wrote her, did you get some?"

-"No I got writer's cock block half way through, and couldn't finish"

by Codeplayer October 3, 2011