stuck money

When you lay out money for an event and cheap people say that they aren't going to eat or they are only going to eat a little bit so they aren't going to give you money. Or even worse, people tell you they will show up and they will eat; they don't show up and don't offer to give you money anyway.

Yo, all those cheap-asses better pay upfront this time cuz I'm not getting stuck money again.

by Flemroid January 10, 2010

tear money

Money made off the tears of a woman. How you make it is up to you.

Let's make shirts, rent a bus, get laid, and get rich off their tear money.

by skubb May 6, 2011

ball money

That last little bit of cash some guy has deep in his pockets that has soaked up the sweat of his sweaty commando balls -- and because it's retail, YOU gotta touch it.

Jeez, I was on the register all day and I swear everyone paid in ball money. I don't need hand sanitizer, I need to dip my hands in acid.

by Dr. Bubba October 31, 2011

negative money

The condition of having current and expected debts and expenses that are greater than all your cash, bank balances, and loose change/money people owe you put together.

Guy 1: Man, I gotta pay 80 bucks to register my car for the year and 120 bucks for some course access bullshit for class, but I only got 45 bucks in cash and 85 in the bank.

Guy 2: I feel you, man. Negative money blows.

Guy 1: Guess I better get to borrowing some cash.

by Can't even buy a cheeseburger October 1, 2013

Burger money

A term used for making extra money on the side, or a side tip for extra uses

Hey, Jonathan do you got that extra burger money? I need somthing to eat

Johnathan: yeah man, you can borrow some! Just tip me back man!

by Definition_muncher! October 12, 2017

J-Money

An absolute cretin of a being, with fucked up fingers and eyes, and isn’t a functional member of society. Should be put down Old Yeller style if you see him.

Look at that J-Money over there, such a fucking cripple.

by BungusBorp February 12, 2019

a real money

Someone who you can depend on; a true friend

Guy 1: Hey, can you help me move my stuff?
Guy 2: Yeah, sure.
Guy 3: Thanks, man. You're a real money.

by biscuitmann November 14, 2013