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Mike

Someone who mismanages teir bad temper and speaks before they think hurting people they care deeply about and is very sorry and heartbroken because of the loss.

A coward; a dumbfuck
There he goes acting like a Mike again towards Chandra. I bet losing Chandra will make him rethink how he controls his anger. What a coward and a dumbfuck.
by "Jztkeepnit100" January 29, 2022
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killer mike

Some random nigga who robbed Travis Scott at the Grammys.
rap fan 1: yo bump that new killer mike album
rap fan 2: who tf is killer mike
rap fan 1: the goat
rap fan 2: gun to your head name me 5 killer mike songs fn
by mrtakethatrisk April 15, 2024
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Genius Mike

This is the smartest dude on the planet, possibly the galaxy. He is a great and loyal friend. He is in touch with the demons of the Goetia and a great spiritual guru. He is a unique and awesome individual.
That guy knows everything. He's hella cool. What a Genius Mike he is!!
by CkretAdmirer September 21, 2022
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Mike Month

The month of June, previously known as Pride Month, now known as Mike Month. The celebration of Mike’s birth month, the best friend a person could have. The sheer power of Mike Month is a million times more iconic and influential than what was once known as Pride Month. It’s not homophobic because Mike Month was inaugurated by an official attaché to the gay community.
Happy Mike Month!!!! I can’t wait to see how we celebrate it this year. Let’s spend this month appreciating what a good friend Mike is.
by camdoodelbop June 1, 2022
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mike

MIKE IS THE BIGGEST LOSER ON THE ENTIRE EARTH AND EVERYONE HATES HIM. HE HAS PUSSY HAIR and he is HORRIBLE at basketball. even tho he thinks he is good he is really bad and no one likes him.
he never shares any homework with anyone because he thinks he is better than everyone and he thinks he has a giant dick but in real life it is MICROSCOPIC. he always tries to beat people in english and write more than them and decided to make his english narrative coursework on his poop getting stuck in his first dates toilet.
mike is not very kind and he loves to bully everyone and take pictures on peoples laptops without their permission
he also loves to sing but when people comment on it and say his singing is bad he starts to cry and goes to the bathroom to let out his feelings and cry. HE IS A CRYBABY.
he is also gay for anton
and lukas
and valdemar
both valdemars
and he loves tea
and loves saying "ahahahhahahaha" to bully aleixia and vigdis because he thinks its funny
and he loves snooping on peoples messages
thats all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mike: "my name is mike"
Me: *runs*

Mike: "my name is mike"
me: *slaps his face*
by amazinau March 8, 2022
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Mike and Marcos law

The observation that when the number of individuals for a given party increases to 3 or higher, the increased likelihood that the desired outcome of the planned event will diminish.
Look like no one here at the party, where everyone? Mike and Marcos law!

Let's keep this movie event at 3 people to keep Mike and Marcos law from happening.
by MardoMarket August 2, 2021
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Mike

A gay kid that has no friends that gets his ass fingered by his mom
Damn he is wearing wearing a cat shirt he is such a mike
by Fuididjd September 21, 2019
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