Jack Cunt

A Jack Cunt is someone who offers fuck all help, is a righteos cunt and usually drinks 5 times more than the money in their wallet or fucks off come bill time, also refered to as doing an Adsy.

you had 10 vodka soda's and just fucked off before the bill came you jack cunt!

by antijackcunt May 11, 2020

thought jacked

When someone says what you were thinking or about to say, before you can say it.

Jessica totally "thought jacked" me while we were making fun of Sandy.

by Clean & LA April 28, 2008

Jack Hillier

Jack Hillier is a sexy, former fat cunt, professional pool player and a sex God.

Jack Hillier fucked my cat

by Jack Hillier May 20, 2019

Jack robertson

Jack Robertson he is pure solid and the coolest person in millburn

Person 1: do you know Jack robertson?

Person 2: yes he is so cool he smokes weed and drinks vodka but I'm scared of him.

by Strong jack robertson December 15, 2019

Jack of laids

A person free of any sexual orientation.
Someone who satisfied with whatever he/she finds if they reach down anybodies pants.

Lady: I wanna tell you something.
Jack: What is it babe?
Lady: (deep voice) I have a penis.
Jack: Don't worry about it babe I'm a Jack of laids.

Man: Oh babe I can't believe you gonna let me have a threesome with your best friend!
Jackie: I know its gonna be soo hot I can't wait to watch you f**k Lisa's boyfriend.
Man: Wait what?! I'm not gay!
Jackie: Neither am I, I am a Jack of laids.
Man: Ok might as well give it a try.

by MixedSexualArtist October 1, 2012

crack jacking

Verb. The act of thrusting a penis betwixt two clenched butt cheeks in lieu of traditional vaginal or anal intercourse until climax.

"My wife had a c section so we can't fuck for 6 weeks. Hopefully, she'll let me do some crack jacking."

by Kickernoc September 6, 2014

Jack Snyder

A mystical being descended from Zeus and believed to have tigers blood running through his veins. A Jack Snyder dances on through life with such ease, you’d think he has all 10 toes.

Jack Snyder: *sneeze* Me: “I’d say God bless you but it looks like he already did.”

by DAM90 November 30, 2019